Best Movie Orgasms
Imax & Climax is a great date night plan. But sometimes actors do the climaxing for us, so this week let me present to you:
Cum Like Everyone's Watching - or my TOP ORGASMS IN MOVIES. Because it's nice to see people having fun and it might just turn you on. Let's cum, ahmm, let's go...
BEST MOVIE ORGASMS
EVER!
BEST PUBLIC:
"When Harry Met Sally" - Meg Ryan
Let's start with a CLASSIC and a bit of a cheat: in this scene from the movie "When Harry Met Sally" Meg Ryan isn't really having an orgasm, she's faking one. In public, at Katz's deli! That's how my first dates look like. Ideally.
"I have what she's having" must be the most famous one-liner in film history and the scene is just plain comedic gold.
BEST TEXT BOOK:
"American Pie" - Tara Reid
"American Pie, you say?" Abso-fucking-lutely! In this scene Reid is receiving oral from her on-screen boyfriend and he comes equipped: with a TEXT BOOK! Yup, apparently he's doing the "tornado" and even more apparently she's losing her mind! Sign me up. Added bonus: her dad walks upstairs to get her for dinner. Little does he know that her daughter's 'study partner' is already onto dessert. Great puns.
BEST GROUND-BREAKING:
"Extase" - Hedy Lamarr
It was 1933 and the movie "Extase" (german for "Ecstasy") featured the first ever female orgasm on screen! For today's audience it might seem like a very subtle portrayal, we mainly see her facial reactions and his location is tbd (even though not to hard to guess,) but when it was released this movie was scandalous. It's still a genius scene, full of metaphors and a rare focus on female pleasure. Must watch!
BEST EMOTIONAL:
"Monster's Ball" - Halley Berry
Alright, this movie is pretty traumatic and not for the faint of heart BUT the scene where Billy Bob Thornton goes down on Halle Berry is beautiful; full of intimacy and just so incredibly hot! It doesn't hurt that she's stunning and a fantastic actress. It feels like you there with her and since she's orgasming, that's not a bad place to be.
BEST MULTIPLE
"Amelie" - All of Paris
In the French movie Amelie, Audrey Tautou asks herself how many couples are having an orgasm at that very moment and the viewer is catapulted into a sequence of different couples mid-climax. Short and sweet but definitely the most amount of people orgasming in a movie within 15 seconds. Did I say the movie was French? Quelle surprise!
BEST ACCIDENTAL:
"The Ugly Truth" - Katherine Heigel
How do you accidentally orgasm? You forget to take off your vibrating panties and they surprisingly turn on during a business meeting! A wild premise but I've worn a remote control vibrator to dinner before and I can only imagine how difficult it'd be to talk about the prospects of the company's next quarter while you're buzzing inside. Literally. Watch this and you'll know...
BEST CRAZY:
"The Counselor" - Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz is cumming on the windshield of a car. Let me say this again: this gorgeous woman is masturbating with the help of a window of a Ferrari!
"If you see a thing like that, it changes you," Benicio Del Toro says at the end of the flashback scene and damn, is he right.
BEST R-RATED:
"Boys Don't Cry" - Chloë Sevigny
The movie "Boys Don't Cry" caused a lot of controversy upon its release for multiple reasons. Brandon, brilliantly played by Hillary Swank, is transgender and falls in love with an aspiring singer, Chloë Sevigny. The scene were they have sex and the camera pans up to Sevigny's face mid-orgasm (do I sense a theme here?) was deemed as "too long" by the US movie rating organization and is still not available on Youtube. How can an orgasm be too long?! Google it and you won't regret it. It's beautiful!
BEST MALE:
"A Fish Called Wanda" - Kevin Kline
I know, I know, I could probably do a whole other list with male actors orgasming on the big screen, but life is short and this scene sums it up quite well. It seems to be less about how a male climax actually looks like (it's a comedy after all, peeps) but how it FEELS like. And judging from Kevin Kline's face, I'm a bit jealous I'll never experience it...